To find out if you are ready to start social climbing, answer the following multiple choice questions. Please be honest. Though lying will often improve your social position in the world, it will not help us get a clear picture of your social skills and aptitude. Remember: If you are on prescription mood-enhancing medication and/or regularly self-medicate, get your buzz on at least 30 minutes before answering the following questions. In order for us to help you change your life, we need to be honest with one-another about just how fucked-you are.